Monday, October 31, 2005

left over city, sweetheart

i have left over halloween candy. i had approximately one trick or treater. he was dressed in his pjs and lives upstairs. i think his parents sent him down because they knew i have candy and felt bad that no one had come to my door.

i just counted. i have 20 kit kats, 27 recees cups,17 almond joy bars and 8 hershey bars.

i'm thinking of melting the hershey bars and making a sculpture, and i just ate one kit kat.

that leaves 63 pieces of candy that i need to do something with.

KITTY KAT QUICHE
1 c. chopped up kit kat
2. c. cubed almond joy
1 1/2 c. bourbon
4 oz. celery
27 recees cups
2 sticks of butter
1 bag of sugar

melt chocolate goodies. add butter and sugar. whip into batter. take a shot of the bourbon. smooth chocolate mixture into pan. sprinkle with celery. freeze until next year.

that's all i got.

time is just a magazine

ok, a short recap. in the time since i last blogged...

(1) it has been cool, then hot, then cool again
(2) i have highlighted my hair twice
(3) a supreme court justice has died and another has resigned
(4) four supreme court justices have been nominated (count roberts twice)
(5) i have acquired three pairs of designer jeans for free
(6) two white house staffers have been indicted
(7) i have changed the oil in my car approximately once
(8) new orleans got wiped off the map
(9) hunter s. thompson was shot from a cannon
(10) tom cruise went insane

i don't have much to say except that i miss it here.

did you read about the woman who hung herself in her front yard, but no one took her down because they thought she was a halloween decoration? seriously. isn't that sad?