Behind every good man...

...there's a woman who can talk right.

Thanks, GW, for pointing that out so eloquently in last night's final debate. [WP] For the record, we approve of Laura's advice -- stand up straight and quit scowling. Bad posture and wrinkles are very unpresidential.

Lynne Cheney is busy giving our nation's leaders a lesson in civility, too.

The Veep's wife accused John Kerry on Wednesday night of "a cheap and tawdry political trick" and said he "is not a good man" after he brought up her daughter's homosexuality at the final presidential debate. [WP]

She's right. It was hard to miss how forced the comment sounded. Even Kerry himself seemed uncomfortable saying it. But a bad man? Lynne, don't even get us started.

Here's yesterday's #1 bad idea: Everyone's favorite trailerwife, Britney Spears, says she wants to take husband Kevin Federline's last name. [Yahoo] Britney Federline. We just aren't sure what to say.

Today's #1 bad idea: Making breast implants available to men. [Boston Globe]. Yikes.

The ever-enterprising Martha Stewart is reportedly considering writing a book in jail (prison diaries?)and publishing it this summer. [CNN]. She's barely been there a week and already she's found something worth writing about. Must be going well.

And finally, here's a Web site I wish I'd found a few weeks ago. Just upload an image of yourself and see how different hairstyles will look on you.